Bernard, who is
noted for his
gracious manners, was
awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone . . .
“Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake,” said an angry voice.
Bernard thanked the caller and
politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at
precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back.
“Good morning, Mr. Williams.... just called to say that I don't have a dog.”
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