CHEMISTRY OF MAN AND WOMAN
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (
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Physical
Properties: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may
freeze any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses; strong
affinity to gold, silver,
platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to
absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better
specimen.
Usage: Highly
ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly
explosive in
inexperienced hands.
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Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical
properties:
Solid at room temperature, but gets
bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes
flaky. Difficult to find a
pure sample. Due to
rust, aging samples are unable to
conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to
bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when
mixed with Kd (
Element: Child) for
prolonged period of time.
Usage: None known. Possibly good
methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large
quantities on
command .
Caution: In the
absence of WO, this element
rapidly
decomposes and begins to smell.
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