During the wedding
rehearsal, the
groom
approached the
minister with an unusual offer. “Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding
vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love,
honor and
obey' and '
forsaking all others, be
faithful to her forever,' I'd
appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out.”
He passed the minister the cash and walked away
satisfied .
The wedding day arrives, and the
bride and
groom have moved to that part of the
ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the minister looks the young man in the eye and says, “Will you promise to
prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and
swear
eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom
gulped and looked around, and said in a
tiny voice, “Yes.”
The groom
leaned toward the minister and
hissed, “I thought we had a
deal.”
The minister put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, “She made me a much better offer.”
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