A little guy is sitting at a
bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big
trouble making
truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “
Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.”
“No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was
outrageous and he fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a
cab to return home, and after I paid the
cab driver and the
cab had gone, I found that I left my
wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was
with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison...”
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