Welcome to heaven!

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “If you are Einstein then prove it. Many people who die don't deserve to enter heaven so they try to say that they are someone else. You won't believe the lengths some people go to .”

So Einstein says “Get me some chalk and blackboard

Saint Peter snaps is fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear then writes down his theories sing mathematical equations t Peter is impressed and says “Welcome to heaven Einstein.”

Next day Picasso dies “Prove you're Picasso,” says Saint Peter.

“Can I use that blackboard?”

“Ok,” says Saint Peter and so Picasso, using the chalk draws a masterpiece at only Picasso could draw. Impressed St Peter says, “Welcome to heaven Picasso.”

The next day George Bush dies. “Like Einstein and Picasso, you will have to prove who you are before I let you in,” says Saint Peter.

George Bush looks at St Peter with a strange look and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”

“Welcome to heaven George!” says St Peter.
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