Because of his
declining health, a man was ordered by his doctor to lose at least 80 pounds. As he wondered how
in the heck he would ever do it, he
ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. “Guaranteed? Yeah right!” he thought to himself. But
desperate, he calls them up and makes an
appointment to go visit at the company’s building.
The next day at the company the
receptionist asks him to wait in room number 1. He goes into the room and sits down to wait. A few minutes later an
athletic,
voluptuous 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes enters the room. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. She then says, “If you can catch me, you can have me!”
Without a second thought he
takes off after her. Quite some time later,
huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and
has his way with her. For the following two days the same thing takes place. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost
10 pounds as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. This time he is instructed to wait in room number 2. This time the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life enters the room wearing nothing but running shoes. Again she says to him, “If you catch me, you can have me.” He jumps up and
sprints towards her. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every
cramp and
wheeze. For the next four days, the same
routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.
He decides to
go for broke and calls the company to signup for the 7-day/ 50 pound program. “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most
rigorous program.”
“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven't felt this good in years.”
The next day at the company, the receptionist again asks him if he is absolutely certain that he wishes to
participate in this program. Again the guy
assures her he has no
doubts about his decision. She points him to room number 3. The guy decides to make it easier for himself by moving all the furniture in the room to one side. Finally the door opens. A
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes in a deep voice says, “If I catch you, you're mine.”
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