A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. “I'd love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up
bright and early and off they went to a local
theme park . What a day! He put her on every
ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear--everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she
staggered out of the
theme park, her head
reeling and her stomach
upside down. Right to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra
fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars
epic, and
hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a
fabulous adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
One eye opened. The wife said, “You
idiot, I meant my
dress size!”
The
moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is
actually listening, he will still get it wrong!
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