An old man and woman were married for years and years even though they hated each other. When they had an
argument,
screams and
yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
Repeatedly a
threat was heard from the old man against his wife. “When I die I will dig my way up and out of the
grave to come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!”
It was believed that the old man
practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs and
strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and he enjoyed the respect it
garnished.
The old man died
abruptly under
strange circumstances and the
funeral had a
closed casket. After the
burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors approached in a group to ask some questions: “Are you not afraid?
Concerned?
Worried? That this man who practiced
black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the
grave to come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife put down her drink and said, “Let the old guy dig. I had him
buried upside down”
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