A man is walking down the
beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the
cork and out pops a
genie!
The
genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
grant you three
wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a
Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a
flash of light and a piece of paper with
account numbers appears in his hand!
He continues, “Next, I want a
brand new red
Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a
flash of light and a bright red,
brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a
flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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