Facts of Life
01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
02. One woman's
hobby is another woman's
hubby.
03. The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
04. It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
05. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
06. I'm an excellent
housekeeper. Every time I get a
divorce, I keep the house.
07. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
08. Eighty percent of married men
cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
09. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one,
you’ll become a
philosopher … and that is a good thing for any man.
10. Marriage is
bliss. Ignorance is
bliss. Therefore ...
11. Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence -
A Life Sentence!!
12. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
13. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.
14. I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
15. If you want your wife to listen and pay
strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
16. The 4 food groups:
Fast,
frozen,
instant and
micro-waved
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