After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a
couch potato, became completely
inattentive to his wife and sat
guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was
dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just
shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom.
Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly,
snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy
forearms,
beady eyes and
dribble running down the side of its mouth. The shopkeeper,
observing her
fascination with the bird, told her it was a special
imported “G-bird” and it had a very
peculiar trait. To
demonstrate, he
exclaimed, “G-bird! The table!” Immediately, the G-bird flew off its
perch and with
single-minded
fury attacked the table and
smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws!
To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, “G-bird! The
shelf !” Again the G-bird turned to the shelf and
demolished it in seconds.
“Wow!” said the wife, “If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!” So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual,
sprawled on the sofa
guzzling beer and watching a game. “Honey!” she exclaimed, “I've got a surprise for you! A G-bird!”
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, “G-Bird,
my ass!”
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