A lady walks into a
pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for some
arsenic.
The
pharmacist asks “Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?”
The lady says “To kill my husband.”
“I can't sell you any for that reason,” says the
pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her
husband having sex with the
pharmacist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a
prescription.
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