Special Bath
1.
Thoroughly clean the
toilet.
2. Add the
required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3.
Obtain the cat and
soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one
smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “
powerwash and rinse” which I have found to be quite
effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will
rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
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