Little Johnny was playing outside in the garden one day when he pulled a
worm from its
wormhole. Johnny's grandfather, who had seen the whole
incident, approached Johnny with a
devious grin upon his face. He placed a $10 bet with Johnny that Johnny wouldn't be able to put the
worm back into its hole.
Johnny
gleefully accepted the
wager and
proceeded to the house with the worm in his hand. It wasn't long until Johnny came back from inside the house and carefully
threaded the worm back into its hole.
His grandfather
gazed in
awe at this
amazing
feat and told Johnny that he would give him the $10 if Johnny explained to him exactly how he
managed to
thread the worm back into its hole.
Johnny
proceeded to tell his grandfather about how he
sneaked into his sister's room and covered the worm with his sister’s
hair spray until the worm was
rock hard so that he could simply
thread the worm back into its hole.
His grandfather
duly honored his word and handed the money over to Johnny.
The next morning Johnny was out playing in the garden again when his grandfather
gleefull approached him and handed him a
crisp ten dollar bill, but Johnny being the honest young
lad that he was, handed the money back to his grandfather and told his grandfather that he had already paid him yesterday.
His grandfather replied; “Yes but this is from your grandmother.”
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