1 Bob Smith, my
assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works
independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to
colleagues. Bob never
4
thinks twice about
assisting
fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given
assignments on time. Often he takes
extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes
skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a
dedicated individual who has
absolutely no
8
vanity
in spite of his high
accomplishments and
profound
9 knowledge in his
field I
firmly believe that Bob can be
10
classed as an
asset employee, the type which cannot be
11
dispensed with.
Consequently, I
duly recommend that Bob be
12
promoted to
executive management, and a
proposal will be
13
executed as soon as possible
Addendum:
That
idiot was
standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the
odd numbered lines.
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