Once there was a
millionaire, who collected live
alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his
mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decided to
throw a huge party, and during the party he
announced, “My dear guests . . . I have a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and
emerge alive!”
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming
with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd
cheered him on as he kept
stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a
torn shirt and some
minor injuries. The millionaire was
impressed.
He said, “My boy that was
incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the
bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”
The guy said, “Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!”
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