Walking up to a
department store's
fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
“I want to buy this
material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss
per yard,” replied the
smirking male
clerk.
“That's fine,” replied the girl. “I'll take ten
yards.”
With
expectation and
anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly
measured out and
wrapped the cloth, then held it out
teasingly. The girl
grabbed the
package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.
“Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.
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