A woman was shopping at her
local supermarket where she
selected
a bag of potatoes, a bottle of
vinegar, two loaves of bread, some low-fat butter, 6 apples and some
jasmine tea. As she was
unloading her items on the
conveyor belt to check
out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the
cashier.
The drunk says, “You must be single.”
The woman, a bit startled but
intrigued by the
derelict’s
intuition,
looked at her six items on the
belt. Seeing nothing
particularly unusual
about her selections she says, “Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct. But
how on Earth did you know that?”
The drunk replies, “Cause’ you're ugly.”
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