One day, three men were
hiking and
unexpectedly came upon a large
raging,
violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man
prayed, saying, “Please God, give me the strength to
cross this river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost
drowning a
couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man
prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength and the
tools to cross this river.”
Poof!
God gave him a
rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost
capsizing he boat a
couple of times.
The third man had seen how this
worked out for other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, the tools and the
intelligence to cross this river.” And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map,
hiked upstream couple of hundred
yards and then walked across the bridge.
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