A man decided to have a
face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the
result. On his way home he stops at a
newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the
sales clerk, “I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I'm actually 47,” the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the
cashier the same question, to which the reply is, “I'd guess that you're 29?”
“Nope, I am actually 47.” He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, “I am 85 years old and my
eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your
penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.”
As there was no one else around the man thought why not and let her
slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it's done. You are 47,”
Stunned the man says, “That was
brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “I was behind you in McDonald's”.
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