An 85-year old man is having his
annual
checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling to which the old man replies, “I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's
pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I
know of guy who's an
avid hunter. He never misses a
season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the
woods near a
creek and suddenly
spots a
beaver in some
brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the
beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM!!!! The
beaver drops dead in front of him.”
“That's impossible!” says the old man in
disbelief, “Someone else must have
shot
that beaver .”
The Doctor says, “My point exactly.”
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