There are several men in the
locker room of a private
club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the
benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation
ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, It's me.”
“Sugar!”
“Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful
mink coat... It is
absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What's the price?”
“Only $1,500.00”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much...”
“Oh and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2008
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...”
“What price did he
quote you?”
“Only $60,000...”
“Ok, but for that price I want it with all the
options.”
“Great! Before we
hang up, something else...”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was
reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the
real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,
acre of park area,
beachfront property...”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000…a
magnificent price; and I see that we have that much in the bank
to cover ...”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. Ok?”
“Ok, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye... I do too...”
The man
hangs up, closes the phone's
flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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