An older lady gets
pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Yes, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your
driver’s license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for
drunk driving.
Officer: I see...can I see your
vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and
hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly
backs away to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car,
clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman:
Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the
registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers
claims that you do not have a
driving license.
The woman digs into her
handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer
examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the
liar told you I was speeding, too.
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