Things I Can’t Stand!!
People who point at their
wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is
buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to
get off their ass to search the
entire room for the
TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel
manually.
When people say “Oh you just want to
have your cake and eat it too”. What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say “It's always in the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie “Did you see that?” No, I paid $9.00 to come to the
theatre and stare at the
ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask “Can I ask you a question?” Didn't really give me a choice there, did you
buddy?
When something is “
New and improved”, which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop
pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you
pulled me over.
When people say “Life is short.” Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask “Can I
BORROW a piece of paper?” Sure, but please don't
return the favor! It's one piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you “Did the bus come yet?” If the bus came I would not be standing here!
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