A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a
full-length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
“You know,
dear,” she says, “I look in the
mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are
hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all
flabby.” She turns to her husband and says, “Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself.”
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft,
thoughtful voice, “Well, there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight.”
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