A man walking along a beach in California was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a
booming e the Lord said, “I will
grant you this one wish.”
The man said, “Could you please build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to?”
The Lord said, “Your request is very
materialistic and think of the
logistics of that kind of
undertaking
supports required to reach the bottom of the
Pacific! The
concrete and
steel it would take! I can certainly do it, but it is hard for Me to
justify your
desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honor and
glorify Me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I can't find the right woman. All the women I have dated have said that I am
uncaring and
insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the
silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing is wrong”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two
lanes or four on that bridge?”
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