Are you a professional?

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Sunday, October 7. 2007

Posted by Hugo Diaz

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Are you a professional?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a
giraffe into a
refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the

refrigerator put in the

giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an

overly

complicated way.

2. How do you put an
elephant into a
refrigerator?

Open the

refrigerator put in the

elephant and close the

refrigerator. Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the

refrigerator, take out the

giraffe, put in the

elephant and close the door. This tests your

ability to think through the

repercussions of your

actions.

3. The
Lion King is
hosting an animal
conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not
attend?

Correct Answer: The

Elephant. The

elephant is in the

refrigerator. This tests your

memory

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true

abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is
inhabited by
crocodiles. How do you
manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the

crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the

professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many

preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this

conclusively

disproves the

theory that most

professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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