In a
trial, the
prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a
grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the
stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and
frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you
cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a
big shot when you haven't the brains to
realize you never will amount to anything more than a
two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was
stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the
defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I do I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his
law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died. The
judge asked both
counselors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you
idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
electric chair.”
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