The
organs of the body always argued about who was the most important. Finally they agreed to have a meeting to try to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn
speaking up:
Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body
functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I
circulate
oxygen for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I
process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your
waste.
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad.
To
prove his point, the asshole immediately
slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days,
refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for
relief
Day 2 - Stomach got
bloated and began to
ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got
cramps and became
unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and
vision became
blurred
Day 5 - Blood became
toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
The moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge.
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